The fall of KimYe has been drawn out longer than the vocal fry moan that Kourtney Kardashian lets out whenever the salad place gets her order wrong, but today, Kim Kardashian finally filed for divorce from Kanye West after 6 years of marriage, which is 6 years longer than we all thought it would last. This isn’t that surpring since we knew Kim was going to file for divorce any second now, but still, it’s a tiny bit shocking that she actually wants to get rid of a big ass. Kim wants joint legal and physical custody of their four kids (Kanye is fine with that) and neither is contesting the prenup. They’re already working on a property settlement. And as we all wonder who gets custody of the Robert Kardashian Hologram, Pimp Mama Kris’ minions are probably bitching over having to spend their weekend leaking more stories about this and preparing Van Jones to become Mr. Kim Kardashian #4 – TMZ
Samara Weaving is going to play Holly Madison in a limited series based on Holly’s book Down The Rabbit Hole. On one hand, I’m already heaving at the scene where a conveyor belt of blondes wait to take a ride on Hugh Hefner in his bedroom. But on the other hand, I’m thankful the limited series isn’t based on Kendra Wilkinson’s messy tweets because there’s not enough barf bags in the world to handle the scene where Holly has to get Hef fuck-ready again…. – Just Jared
From The Department Of Perfect Casting: Rutha Negga will play Josephine Baker in a limited series – Lainey Gossip
Annie Murphy’s new WandaVision-looking ass show looks like a diss to Kevin Can Wait, so I hope it wins all the Emmys – Pajiba
Honestly, I’d be shocked and disappointed in Florida if two Florida messes didn’t dress up in granny drag to try to get the COVID-19 vaccine – Towleroad
Lucy Hale’s got a puppy on her chest puppies (and I promise to never ever call chichis “chest puppies” again) – Popoholic
Justin Timberlake’s publicist wants you to know that the apology they wrote came from his heart – Celebitchy
Megan Thee Stallion did Harper’s Bazaar – Egotastic!