The Daily Mail says that Tina Louise, the Instagram model and vegan taco place owner (and not THEE TINA LOUISE), has been spotted out and about with a new piece and the paps got pictures of them at the beach. Nope, it wasn’t Brian Austin Green deciding to one-up Megan Fox after she introduced her kids to her serious boyfriend, Machine Gun Kelly–it was Diddy. Tina took her hot body to Malibu and showed off with Diddy and I couldn’t be happier! Not because I give a shit about either other them, but because 50-year-old P. Diddy was last rumored to be dating a 22-year-old, so seeing this grown man with a 39-year-old woman is a breath of fresh air.

On Tuesday, Tina and Diddy hit up the beach and made sure whichever paparazzi were there that day really earned their paycheck. They rolled around in that Malibu-sand like Miley Cyrus when she’s feeling folksy. The Daily Mail really seemed to enjoy describing it:

At one point, the pair even put a towel over themselves as they continued to their PDA session in full view of passers-by.

During their passionate beach makeout session, Diddy placed one hand on the small of her back as she lounged besides him.

Placed on the small of her back? Steamy! 50 Shades of Diddy!

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TSR STAFF: Tanya P.! @tanyaxpayne _______________ #TSRExclusiveDetails: #Roommates, is it officially time to kick off cuffing season???! We had to ask because we caught #Diddy smoochin’ on an Australian model on the beach y’all! 👀 #Diddy and his lady friend were keeping things fun and flirty in Malibu where they took long strolls laughing and smiling together. ___________ The pair even put out a towel so they can enjoy the view and sneak in a few kisses. Being that they were in a public place, Diddy made sure to put a towel over their heads for a little privacy. This is the first time we’ve seen Diddy with his lil’ beach bae! _______ There’s no word on where they met or how long they’ve been involved, BUT you know it wouldn’t be #TheShadeRoom if we didn’t do a little more digging. It seems his mystery woman is—hit the link in the bio to read more! (📸: Mega)

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Apparently, Tina and Brian dated briefly in June then dated again in July before officially stopping seeing each other a month ago. So now I guess she’s moved on to Diddy. It must be confusing to move on from a man with three names to a guy with a hundred.

Well, I’m amazed that Diddy was out here making out on the beach since we know that he’s very prudish and only wants to portray the most elegant and refined image when in the public eye.

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