PM Announces His Govt Is For Sale To The Highest Bidding Blind Trust
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is for sale to the highest bidding blind trust.
”What can I say, my Government is the best that money can buy,” said the Prime Minister. ”So, if you have a cause you feel strongly about or just want to kick in a few dollars to your favourite politician, then get your mates together and form a blind trust.”
”Of course if climate change is your thing, then maybe best not send your cash to the Nationals.”
When asked how he seriously expected the people of Australia to accept that a Government Minister could be bought by a blind trust, the Prime Minister said: ”I reject the premise of your question.”
”I’m simply providing an opportunity for the people of Australia to sponsor their favourite politician.”
”Now, if you’ll excuse me, I understand a blind trust has been set up to pay for my meals and cleaning bills at Engadine Maccas.”
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