PM Celebrates Diversity By Asking Trent Zimmerman About His Weekend
This morning the LNP celebrated their diversity and inclusion by asking the member for North Sydney Trent Zimmerman what he got up to on the weekend.
It’s reported that Zimmerman, one of the first openly gay members of the liberal party, replied with “Ah yeah, there was a bit of a celebration for something but you boys probably wouldn’t be interested.”
This is the biggest celebration of their inclusive policy since 2016 when they allowed Julia Bishop pick the radio station for international women’s Day.
“It’s a real example of our diverse culture,” stated an unknown white, hetero, upper class male spokesperson from the party.
It’s understood that Scott Morrison was unable to watch the Mardi Gras during iso as he was watching a special edition of The Passion of the Christ with commentary from Brian Houston.
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