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Porter Tipped To Quit Politics To Spend More Time With His Blind Trust
The Morrison Government’s alleged member for Pearce Christian Porter is tipped to announce today that he is quitting politics to spend more time at home with his blind trust.
”It’s been a hard year for Christian what with his childhood dream of ever being Prime Minister snuffed out,” said a Liberal party Spokesperson. ”What he needs to do is get back home and spend some quality time with his blind trust.”
”I hear he’s thinking of also going back to law, that’s a good move. Maybe he could take on a mentor, someone like that Dyson Heydon chap, he’ll steer Christian right.”
Mark Williamson
@MWChatShow
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