ScoMo Defends His Creepy Mate’s Right To Sledge Australia
Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today defended his creepy mate, the member for Dawson’s right to sledge Australians on obscure extreme right-wing video casts.
”Australians have broad shoulders, as do I, so when it comes to old mate George getting involved in a bit of skit on the internet, then so be it,” said the Prime Minister. ”It’s not like the Labor party tried to stop him.”
”I didn’t hear Albo trying to talk George down from the cliff.”
When asked if he was seriously going to take no action against the member for Dawson, the Prime Minister said: ”I don’t accept the premise of your question.”
”’When the discipline needs to be doled out I am first there with the wet lettuce.”
”Heck, old mate George has started calling me the discipline daddy, not quite ScoMo but I’ll take it.”
”Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go out and buy some more lettuce, as I hear George has a few more appearances lined up online over the next few days.”
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