ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Forget Glasgow And Hit Manila Instead

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate, the Member for Dawson has told the PM to forget about heading to Glasgow and instead join him for a boy’s trip to Manila.

”Why would Scotty want to hit Glasgow? Asked the Member for Dawson. ”As far as I know they don’t have any ping pong bars and sure they drink but that’s about all they do.”

”I like to drink, but only with the ladies.”

When asked why he and his fellow Nationals are so against net-zero and seemingly holding the Nation to ransom, the Member for Dawson said: ”What do Scientists know?”

”I mean none of them went to the School of Hard Knocks like Me and Barnaby did.”

”Scotty knows who really runs this Nation, now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got to pack to head to Manila, do you know anywhere that sells ping pong balls in bulk?”

Mark Williamson

@MWChatShow

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ScoMo’s Creepy Mate Tells Him To Forget Glasgow And Hit Manila Instead