Sky News Devastated To Lose 1 Of Their 6 Viewers Due To Facebook Lockout
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being excluded from Facebook.
”We still hold out hope that our lost sheep will return to the flock,” said a Sky News Spokesperson. ”I mean I’m not sure why they’re departing now, have you seen some of our new shows?”
”Cory Bernardi the chap who left the Liberals to start his own party which failed, he has a show you know.”
When asked why the network kept persisting with extreme right wing presenters given their miniscule ratings, the Spokesperson said: ”Well think of it as a public service.”
”I mean if they weren’t on Sky News who knows what they’d be up to.”
”Bolt has breached the racial discrimination act, Credlin was steering the Tony Abbott ship and don’t get me started on what Alan Jones has gotten away with.”
”So, sure we do have low figures but without us it would be worse for the country to let our assortment of presenters roam free.”
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