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1 min read 2022-02-23 06:13:55

Perrotet Orders All NSW Workers To Work From Their Nearest RSL Or Club

NSW Premier (as of writing) Dominic Perrotet has told NSW workers to stop working from home and instead head to their local RSL or Club and work

1 min read 2022-01-21 04:02:35

Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been sounding out his colleagues over potentially knighting the recently demoted Prince Andrew. ”Scott,

1 min read 2021-10-28 03:00:00

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has demanded that the PM grab him a bottle of Tia Maria from duty free

1 min read 2021-09-20 04:00:00

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has announced over the weekend that any aspiring blind trusts that are looking to buy a cabinet minister

1 min read 2021-04-28 04:00:00

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has moved to reassure the nation that he has managed to secure a steady supply of Gideon’s bibles

1 min read 2021-04-16 04:00:00

Australia’s Member for Manila George Christensen has begged the PM to move the planned Australia New Zealand travel bubble from New Zealand to the

1 min read 2021-04-14 04:00:00

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has stated that he has apologised to former Australia Post CEO Christina Holgate for calling her out

1 min read 2021-03-26 04:10:39

Rumours are flying within the Canberra bubble that current Attorney General Christian Porter will be appointed Minister for Women over the weekend

1 min read 2021-03-12 03:58:34

The Federal Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded that the PM add Manila to the list of destinations for the

1 min read 2021-03-02 04:10:31

Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if now is a good time to talk about overturning the so called parliamentary bonk

1 min read 2021-03-01 04:26:21

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent out a press release declaring that all of his cabinet is indeed Spartacus. The release came

1 min read 2021-02-22 03:03:00

Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the

1 min read 2021-02-18 10:45:36

Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being

1 min read 2021-02-08 04:13:37

Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has this morning taken the opportunity to remind the press that he has already flogged Government back bencher

1 min read 2021-01-13 03:00:00

The Member for Hughes Craig Kelly has taken to the Facebook to announce that he has appointed himself Australia’s Minister for Science. In the