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1 min read 2022-03-03 03:00:00

Acting PM Barnaby Joyce Recalls Parliament To Overturn The Bonk Ban

Australia’s acting PM Barnaby Joyce (yes, really) has used his first day in charge to recall Parliament in order to overturn the contentious bonk

1 min read 2022-02-21 04:08:02

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing and not hired as a welder Morrison, has sough out his colleague Barnaby Joyce for

1 min read 2022-02-17 04:37:54

Aspiring shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if the contentious (for Barnaby) bonk ban would apply to the Coalition

1 min read 2022-02-11 04:04:56

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent his wife Jen down to IKEA to find out how to stop a cabinet from

1 min read 2022-02-10 03:57:37

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was stunned to learn this week that women were actually allowed to vote in the

1 min read 2022-02-09 03:00:00

Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has denied sending his coalition colleagues a dick pic, insisting it was actually an attempt at a

1 min read 2022-02-08 04:58:39

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues he will amend the Religious Discrimination act to make sure his

1 min read 2022-02-07 04:18:13

Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that if they give him the Prime Ministership he will not wash

1 min read 2022-01-25 03:00:00

Australia’s deputy Prime Minister And aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has denied claims that he is hoarding wives and instead has

1 min read 2022-01-20 04:34:12

Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told the PM that he won’t under any circumstances take his good mate George Christensen out

1 min read 2022-01-19 03:00:00

Australian’s have been surprised to learn that the PM’s creepy mate the Member for Dawson George Christensen is against jabbing

1 min read 2022-01-18 04:24:15

Barnaby Joyce a prominent opponent of marriage equality, as he believed it threatened the sanctity of marriage has announced he has proposed to the

1 min read 2022-01-13 03:00:00

The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has launched a podcast and demanded that the PM make it compulsory for all Australian school

1 min read 2022-01-06 03:00:00

Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce is to be rebranded Barnabus in an effort to appeal to inner city voters at the next election. ”Scotty, err,

3 min read 2021-12-24 03:00:00

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see