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1 min read 2022-02-10 03:57:37

ScoMo Stunned To Learn That Woman Are Allowed To Vote

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing was stunned to learn this week that women were actually allowed to vote in the

1 min read 2022-01-04 03:00:00

Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has today called an emergency summit after his debut on the social media site

3 min read 2021-12-24 03:00:00

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see

1 min read 2021-12-02 03:00:00

The Morrison Government’s alleged member for Pearce Christian Porter is tipped to announce today that he is quitting politics to spend more time

1 min read 2021-11-29 04:23:43

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has moved quickly to assure Australia’s secretive Blind Trusts that the new social

1 min read 2021-10-29 03:00:00

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that voters at the next election will have to show ID before they vote – unless, of course,

1 min read 2021-10-27 03:00:00

Early betting odds have been released on next year’s Australian of the Year with Christian Porter’s Blind Trust installed as favourite, slightly

1 min read 2021-10-22 04:22:38

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is the best that money can buy. With 3 out of 4 blind trusts agreeing with

1 min read 2021-10-21 03:47:01

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has declared that his Government is for sale to the highest bidding blind trust. ”What can I say, my

1 min read 2021-10-01 05:18:11

The Government is tipped to announce that the alleged former Attorney General Christian Porter will head to the Glasgow Climate Summit later this

1 min read 2021-09-21 04:00:00

Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s creepy mate George Christensen has asked him to bring back some duty free Ivermectin when the PM returns from his

1 min read 2021-09-20 08:00:00

Acting Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has celebrated his first day of covering for Scott Morrison by declaring that: ”We’re all gonna get

1 min read 2021-09-20 04:00:00

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has announced over the weekend that any aspiring blind trusts that are looking to buy a cabinet minister

1 min read 2021-09-17 05:06:10

Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has come out strongly in defence of the Minister for Industry and Innovation Christian Porter, declaring

1 min read 2021-09-16 05:28:22

Prime Minister for Sydney that fellow from Australia Scott Morrison has today announced that Australia’s new nuclear submarines will be paid for