MOS: Berserk Llama Syndrome
I can’t be the only one who’s taken a good long at society and thought ‘fuck it, everyone’s gone berserk, I’m gonna go breed
I can’t be the only one who’s taken a good long at society and thought ‘fuck it, everyone’s gone berserk, I’m gonna go breed
I’ve seen the comment a few times now. “Good luck fighting tanks with Molotov cocktails.” I can understand the skepticism. However, the humble
Years ago, I dated someone who had his share of ridiculous ideas, as do we all. He was sweet and we stayed friends after we split up. A few months
Years ago, I dated someone who had his share of ridiculous ideas, as do we all. He was sweet and we stayed friends after we split up. A few months
We’re in our first major fucker of a war in the era of TikTok. My feed has been a bit more “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ANOTHER EXPLOSION?!” than
I saw in the news that scientists made a nuclear thing that was hotter than the sun. So let’s talk about why it won’t kill
I’ve seen some variation of this rant a few times: “I survived lead paint, wooden spoons, no seatbelts, no helmets, second hand smoke, playing
Did you think the anti-vaccine movement was bequeathed to the world when it fell out in Jenny McCarthy’s afterbirth? Oh no, we’ve been fucking up
We do have to talk a bit about the news. But this is a science column, and godfuckingdamnit, I’m staying on topic. Kinda. Today’s Moment of
Yesterday I mentioned that we have invisible stripes and more information was requested. So without further delay… Today’s Moment of Science…
Y’all my focus is somewhere in the neighborhood of “nope” today. Probably because I made the mistake of reading the news about *gestures at
Remember Skechers Shape-ups? The footwear that Crocs outlived, a generation of us are still trying to forget that time we convinced ourselves that
The CIA has overthrown democratically elected governments in pursuit of bananas, drugged the living fuck out of their own citizens with
Yesterday I was writing about some recent spectacular nuclear fuckery in the news when my headache flared up. I’ve talked about my headaches
Discovery isn’t always pretty, inspiring, or even mildly interesting. Sometimes it’s literally the tale of watching flies fuck. Today’s Moment