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ScoMo Feigns A Cough And Asks Jen If She Can Call The Office And Tell ’em He’s Sick
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she
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Barnaby Tells ScoMo To Make Him A Sandwich After Talking Net Zero
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has ordered his subordinate Scott Morrison to make him a
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On Mishustin And Conspiracy Theories (A Rant).
OK, OK, Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin has got COVID-19. So, what? Give the guy a break, let him recover, God damnit. After all, BoJo also
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ScoMo Concerned That Bushfires Will Skip Containment Lines And Spread To Hawaii
Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scott Morrison has been heard telling locals in a bar in Oahu that he fears that the bushfires currently