The Yule Goat: Retired Christmas Icon
“My goats are not contemplative, accepting, or introspective. They are the Greek chorus of my farm, sometimes of my life. They watch me closely and
“My goats are not contemplative, accepting, or introspective. They are the Greek chorus of my farm, sometimes of my life. They watch me closely and
“One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation” – Oscar Wilde Clearly, off-brand Its
“We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead — and not then until we have been dead years and years.
“And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?” – W.B. Yeats Out there on the edge of
“All men are equal before fish” – Herbert Hoover Guess we’re having fish for dinner… Cryptozoological aficionados are primarily concerned
“We are only tenants, and shortly the great Landlord will give us notice that our lease has expired” – Joseph Jefferson Read your lease
“Eclecticism. Every truth is so true that any truth must be false” – Francis Bradley Hey, whatever works man… I’m fascinated by the
“We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us” – Charles Bukowski Well, they did tell us it
“Illusion is needed to disguise the emptiness within” – Arthur Erickson Read your contract carefully. If you’re going to pursue a career
“I have cultivated my hysteria with pleasure and terror” – Charles Baudelaire Try not to lose your head… You’re going to die. What sucks
“If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion” – Noam Chomsky Don’t mind us. We’re just reflections in a fog bank. In 1821,
“Some people believe that when you die, you cross the River of Death and have to pay the ferryman. People don’t seem to worry about that these
“A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation” ― George A.
“Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil” – C.S. Lewis No more teachers, no more books…Oh,
“You could make any song sound creepy if you wanted. It’s all about the inflection” – Willie Nelson Education can be ghastly Some places are