martin maldonado

10 min read 2022-01-14 12:24:10

The Small Trade Parade, Vol. VIII

In prepping my last post and checking to see where the Small Trade Parade left off, I came across a neglected draft. Oh my goodness, I went back in

1 min read 2021-02-22 06:52:00

Ah Sunday! The evening the existential dread sets in. *Brian McTaggart took a pass at predicting the Opening Day Roster.*Martin Maldonado and Jason

2 min read 2021-02-20 08:23:00

I truly hope that every single person who reads this is doing okay. This week has proven to us that the Biblical imagery of Hell being hot may not be

2 min read 2021-02-04 08:23:00

There's not much happening in AstroWorld right now, but I guess I felt some sort of compulsion. I need professional help. *I turned 41 this week.

1 min read 2021-02-04 08:23:00

There's not much happening in AstroWorld right now, but I guess I felt some sort of compulsion. I need professional help. *I turned 41 this week.

5 min read 2021-02-03 18:27:42

Most of us don’t enjoy filing taxes or going to the dentist, but we endure those unavoidable nuisances to drive on paved roads and indulge in the

2 min read 2020-10-20 07:57:00

*After two days of reflection, this is where I am:1. Absolutely amazing the Astros got as far as they did without Verlander, Yordan, and Osuna. 2.

4 min read 2020-10-01 18:14:00

The Astros beat the Twins 3-1 to clinch the first spot in the Division Series round. It was a masterful pitching performance by the Astros that

2 min read 2020-09-29 18:06:00

First things first: Shoutout to Dem Apollo Boiz:🔥 Here Come The Astros 🔥Astros 2020 Playoffs Hype Vid #ForTheH pic.twitter.com/B2xrFWuDNS—

3 min read 2020-09-13 19:58:00

I get Dodgers fans' frustration. It's hard to lose a World Series Game 7 at home. The Astros...actually showed some fight last night! Houston was up

2 min read 2020-09-10 18:49:00

WOW this is really stupid. The Astros had a 2-0 lead against Oakland and the three guys who had MLB experience prior to 2020 managed to completely

2 min read 2020-09-03 19:14:00

Congratulations to both the Astros and the Rockets - I literally didn't think you had it in you. The Astros beat the Rangers 2-1 to move to 20-15,

2 min read 2020-08-25 18:55:00

Jeff Blogwell missed yesterday. He has been terminated. Permanently. From his existence. There's a doubleheader today thanks to the impending Gulf

3 min read 2020-07-27 19:27:00

Just. I mean. So the thing is. If you really think about it. No, I got nothing. First things first, some streaks came to an end in Sunday's game: the

2 min read 2020-03-04 18:49:00

First: If you've been a long-time reader of Astros County dot com you know that I lived in Nashville for over five years. I love that city. I didn't