paul murray

1 min read 2022-03-02 03:00:00

Sky News Blames Shockingly Low Ratings On Cancel Culture

Niche news network Sky News Australia has lashed out and blamed what they call ”cancel culture” for the network’s ridiculously low

1 min read 2022-02-03 03:00:00

Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister

3 min read 2021-03-18 04:39:56

People walking and driving by in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday observed a man in police custody outside of the United States Naval Observatory,

1 min read 2021-03-11 04:13:37

Niche network Sky News Australia has announced today that they have signed controversial dumpster fire Piers Morgan to host a new weekly show on the

1 min read 2021-02-18 10:45:36

Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being

1 min read 2021-01-29 04:15:18

Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has defended their new talk show Hitler and friends claiming the show is merely a former Dictator talking to

1 min read 2021-01-08 03:30:00

Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American

1 min read 2020-10-27 04:12:09

Sky News’ collection of who’s that presenters are excitedly planning an in person circle jerk in Victoria to commemorate the lifting of lock down

1 min read 2020-09-01 05:07:17

Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing

1 min read 2020-06-26 05:36:23

The Federal Government has told the National broadcaster the ABC to cut back some of their audience and give it to the lowly rated Sky News

1 min read 2020-04-22 05:04:38

Niche broadcaster Sky News Australia has called upon it’s viewers to get outside and start protesting Australia’s lockdown strategy. With the

1 min read 2020-04-14 04:00:06

Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is hoping to crack the elusive triple figures viewership numbers this week when one of their leading

1 min read 2020-02-21 04:11:03

Failed politician Cory Bernardi has announced his intentions to try his hand at failing in a new career as a journalist. With the unpopular former

1 min read 2019-07-16 05:31:49

Sky News After Dark the niche alt-right element of the Sky News network has called on the Government to recognise them in the constitution and has