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1 min read 2022-03-10 04:02:37

Lismore To Be Evacuated To Allow ScoMo To Take More Pics Of Himself

The flood ravaged town of Lismore in NSW is to be evacuated later this week to allow Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing the opportunity

1 min read 2022-03-09 03:00:00

Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on the East Coast of Australia to get out from under the doona and learn to

1 min read 2022-03-08 03:00:00

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has asked his wife Jen why there isn’t an International Men’s day as he prepares to be the guest

1 min read 2022-03-07 04:05:53

This morning the LNP celebrated their diversity and inclusion by asking the member for North Sydney Trent Zimmerman what he got up to on the

1 min read 2022-03-04 03:00:00

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who’s chucking a sickie has told his Doctor that he would like a second opinion from his focus group after

1 min read 2022-03-03 03:00:00

Australia’s acting PM Barnaby Joyce (yes, really) has used his first day in charge to recall Parliament in order to overturn the contentious bonk

1 min read 2022-02-28 03:00:00

Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty who was fired from marketing has woken up this morning put on a faint cough and asked his wife Jen if she

1 min read 2022-02-25 04:20:42

Clive Palmer with Jeff in happier times. The Nation’s advertising executives have taken a break from the nose candy and headed up to the Gold Coast

1 min read 2022-02-23 06:13:55

NSW Premier (as of writing) Dominic Perrotet has told NSW workers to stop working from home and instead head to their local RSL or Club and work

1 min read 2022-02-22 04:12:19

NSW Premier (for now) Dominic Perrotet has apologised to all gambling venues in NSW that were affected by yesterday’s train disruption and

1 min read 2022-02-21 04:08:02

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing and not hired as a welder Morrison, has sough out his colleague Barnaby Joyce for

1 min read 2022-02-17 04:37:54

Aspiring shadow Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has asked the PM if the contentious (for Barnaby) bonk ban would apply to the Coalition

1 min read 2022-02-15 04:36:00

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has told colleagues that he is considering recasting the role of his wife Jen

1 min read 2022-02-14 03:00:00

Scott Morrison’s next door neighbour has once again been creeped out by the sight of the Prime Minister obsessively watching him over the side

1 min read 2022-02-11 04:04:56

Australian Prime Minister Scotty who was fired from marketing has sent his wife Jen down to IKEA to find out how to stop a cabinet from