the bachelorette

6 min read 2023-03-24 23:04:32

Elyse Watches The Bachelor–S27 E10: Shower Crying

It’s Fantasy Suites night on The Bachelor. Cheers to my friend Jen who is here and said, “Wait, there are 27 fucking seasons of this

6 min read 2023-03-16 20:55:01

This week is the Hometowns episode of The Bachelor, when our titular “hero” meets the contestant’s’ families. It’s always painfully

5 min read 2023-03-08 21:50:25

It’s Bachelor night everyone! Pudding is too busy ordering sushi from Door Dash to care. Pudding: Do I want extra tuna on my spicy tuna

7 min read 2023-03-01 22:31:38

It’s time for The Bachelor, everyone! I could be doing more fun things, like taxes or getting a pap smear, but Pudding and I are here to serve

6 min read 2023-02-24 07:46:20

After a night of snow and wind followed by freezing rain, Pudding and I are ready to snuggle down under our favorite blankets and watch The

6 min read 2023-02-16 21:42:13

It’s the most inane night of the week, the one where we watch The Bachelor. Pudding just got done murdering the bookmark I was using— Pudding:

5 min read 2023-02-10 21:00:16

It’s Bachelor night, and I shit you not, we open with a shot of Zach in the shower. Again. When the most compelling argument for dating a guy is

3 min read 2023-02-09 23:20:08

Usually, when a former Bachelor is put out to pasture, the denizens of Bachelor Nation quickly move on to more timely matters. Sure, we might hear

5 min read 2023-02-07 01:25:28

It’s time for The Bachelor, a show where a bunch of drunk twenty-somethings act like we’re in a post apocalyptic world where this is their only

1 min read 2023-02-05 00:52:56

Over this past week TV programmers from Seven, Nine, 10, ABC & SBS all spoke in great detail to TV Tonight about their 2023 schedules. If you

3 min read 2023-02-02 01:58:36

There appears to be trouble in Bachelor Nation. Appearing as a guest on Tuesday’s new episode of the “Not Skinny But Not Fat” podcast, Kaitlyn

7 min read 2023-01-30 01:58:33

EXCLUSIVE: There’s just two weeks to go until 2023 ratings survey kicks off, but one of Television’s favourite reality shows is ready to wow its

4 min read 2023-01-25 21:47:09

After a bit of a rest, it’s time for season 27 of The Bachelor. Pudding, my 17-year-old (yes 17) Siamese cat has been enjoying a life of leisure,

2 min read 2023-01-21 04:13:50

It’s all over for another Bachelorette and her significant other. This relationship took a lot longer to fall apart than most others associated

4 min read 2022-12-24 00:39:08

It’s safe to say that Chris Harrison is not on Rachel Lindsay’s Christmas card list this year. Earlier this week, the former Bachelorette lead