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1 min read 2022-03-02 03:00:00

Sky News Blames Shockingly Low Ratings On Cancel Culture

Niche news network Sky News Australia has lashed out and blamed what they call ”cancel culture” for the network’s ridiculously low

1 min read 2022-02-03 03:00:00

Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister

1 min read 2021-03-11 04:13:37

Niche network Sky News Australia has announced today that they have signed controversial dumpster fire Piers Morgan to host a new weekly show on the

1 min read 2021-02-18 10:45:36

Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is said to be devastated today after learning that they have lost one of their 6 viewers due to being

1 min read 2021-02-11 03:00:00

Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt has written to ABC Chairperson Ita Buttrose to demand that all ABC staff are branded with Liberal party logos

1 min read 2021-01-29 04:15:18

Niche cable channel Sky News Australia has defended their new talk show Hitler and friends claiming the show is merely a former Dictator talking to

1 min read 2021-01-08 03:30:00

Niche News station Sky News Australia has called on their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the US consulate in an effort to protest the American

1 min read 2020-12-03 03:26:05

Sky News presenter and blogger Andrew Bolt has bid farewll to the city of Melbourne by declaring that he is really a CoUNTry boy at heart and

2 min read 2020-11-25 03:00:00

Day 1: A dear friend had taken me aside during my trial and given me a piece of advice should I find myself in prison. They said in jail, early on

1 min read 2020-08-21 04:00:00

The federal government has made its next move towards securing a workable Covid-19 vaccine for distribution in Australia, committing to test any

1 min read 2020-08-05 05:54:20

Former deputy Prime Minister and aspiring Minister for Affairs Barnaby Joyce has called on the Victorian Premier Dan Andrews to ease restrictions in

1 min read 2020-07-24 06:05:58

Media mogul and American citizen Rupert Murdoch is reportedly extremely pissed at the Morrison Government after his pay TV network Foxtel only

1 min read 2020-07-21 04:39:09

Dan Andrews has praised outlaw Ned Kelly and his gang for following the correct mask wearing protocol while going about their business of robbing

1 min read 2020-07-07 04:00:52

The Nine network has today announced the launch of a new reality TV show, ‘Master-Racist’ where racists from around the country will compete for

1 min read 2020-06-26 05:36:23

The Federal Government has told the National broadcaster the ABC to cut back some of their audience and give it to the lowly rated Sky News