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1 min read 2022-03-09 03:00:00

”It’s Time To Stop Hiding Under The Doona And Learn To Live With The Floods” Says PM

Australian Prime Minister (for now) Scotty from marketing has called on the East Coast of Australia to get out from under the doona and learn to

1 min read 2022-01-13 03:00:00

The Prime Minister’s creepy mate George Christensen has launched a podcast and demanded that the PM make it compulsory for all Australian school

3 min read 2021-12-24 03:00:00

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see

1 min read 2021-04-13 04:00:00

A shire householder is 100% certain that a penis and balls spray painted on the front wall of his house is the work of ironic guerrilla graffiti

1 min read 2021-02-16 03:49:15

Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has issued a firm ultimatum to his Liberal colleagues telling them to stop screwing each other and

2 min read 2020-12-23 05:51:21

The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see

1 min read 2020-10-05 07:04:38

The Australian Government is in turmoil today as it learned that the budget, due to be released tomorrow was in fact calculated by noted ‘numbers

1 min read 2020-09-01 05:07:17

Niche news network Sky News Australia has sought to get it’s viewers, all 6 of them to take to the streets and rally against Victoria’s ongoing

1 min read 2020-07-17 04:00:32

The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded Queensland Premier Anastacia Palacaszcuk open up the State’s borders