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Top Five Bullshits The Right Is Trying To Distract You Away From IT'S THE GUNS.
If nothing else, mass shootings and school shootings always bring out the creative side of America's worst human beings. Whether they're desperate
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Police Response To Uvalde School Shooter Delayed By Cop Thumbs Up Cop Asses
The Associated Press reports that "Frustrated onlookers urged police officers to charge into the Texas elementary school" while the shooter
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Turns Out Trump Wasn't Mad About Goons Shouting To 'Hang Mike Pence'
What if we told you that Donald Trump was not at all bothered by his followers braying to "Hang Mike Pence?" Would you faint dead away to
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Herschel Walker Will Stop Mass Shootings With Department Of Looking At Young Men Who Are Looking At Young Women Who Are Looking At Social Media
When we last checked in with OFFICIAL REPUBLICAN GEORGIA SENATE NOMINEE Herschel Walker, he was expressing shock and surprise to learn that Donald
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David Duke Thanks Tucker Carlson For Spreading 'Great Replacement' Lie, Asks For More Antisemitism
Following the mass shooting in Buffalo, New York, former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke had a message for Tucker Carlson: Thanks for the great job
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Judge Boxwine Doesn't Know Why Y'all So 'Triggered' By Seeing One Little Gun
The wingnut hot takes on the Uvalde, Texas, mass shooting, where 19 beloved children and two of their favorite teachers were gunned down in cold
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Kyrsten Sinema Almost Ready To ‘Start Conversations’ About Not Letting Kids Get Gunned Down In School
Tuesday, 19 children and two teachers were murdered execution-style in a Texas elementary school, which really put Congress on the spot to actually
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40 Creative Catio Ideas To Entertain Any Indoor Cat! Tabs, Thurs., May 26, 2022
No idea if The Onion's homepage is the same today, but you'll know it if you see it. (The Onion) How the NRA made up the lie/fraud/hoax individual
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So Beto's Pissed
In 2019, during Beto O'Rourke's short-lived run in the Democratic presidential primary, a white male terrorist entered a Walmart in El Paso, Texas,
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A Little Golden Book Of Very Smart Wingnut Takes On Texas Mass Shootings
After yesterday's regular sacrifice of children to the Second Amendment, the Onion has devoted its main page to all 21 times it's had to use its
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Madison Cawthorn And Buddies Find Themselves In Wee Spot Of Ethics Bother
The House Ethics Committee have been busy, busy bees of late. This week they're buzzing around three Republicans: Reps. Madison Cawthorn, Ronny
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Glenn Greenwald Knows Who's REAL Feminist Glass Ceiling Smasher Breaker, It Is Sarah Huckabee Sanders
If you're like most Americans today, you're worried that not enough gay men are screaming "U GO GUUUUUUUUURL!" in Sarah Huckabee Sanders's
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Why Do All These Republican Officials Think They're Allowed To Murder The President?
Tuesday night, after a gunman murdered 19 children and two teachers at a Texas elementary school, President Joe Biden responded somberly:I had hoped
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Paul Gosar Probably Real Sorry For Saying Texas Shooter Was 'Transsexual Leftist Illegal Alien'
As news spread that yet another gunman had murdered many more American children in an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas, yesterday, the rumor
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Henry Cuellar-Jessica Cisneros Texas Primary Too GOTDAMN Close To Call!
The Democratic primary between Rep. Henry Cuellar and progressive challenger Jessica Cisneros is incredibly close, and almost certainly headed to a