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Those Cakes We Like … Are Just Chilling Over Here
As temperatures continue to rise no one really wants to be working with hot ovens, so this month I’m having mercy on you all and giving you a
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Letting People Starve Just The Christian Thing To Do
This week, in order to avoid defaulting on our debt, (some) Democrats in Congress and the Senate had to give Republicans a thing they've been
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TPUSA Lady Heartbroken That 'The Lord's Chicken' Is Now 'Woke Chicken'
This week, the news dropped that Chick-Fil-A, like pretty much every company on earth, hired a Diversity, Equity and Inclusion Officer ... back in
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Kari Lake Takes Break From Losing AZ Election Over And Over To Record Crappy Protest Music
To paraphrase the Catholic Church when it first heard Galileo yammering like a drunk hobo about heliocentrism, what in the atonal fuck is this
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Wonkette's Top Ten Stories Of The Week Are A Little Scandalous
Happy Weekend!So some of you may have noticed that my Bravo jones has been slipping into the main a little more lately, and this is partly because of
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Gin-Gin Mule!
Greetings, Wonketeers! I’m Hooper, your bartender. Today, I’ve got a super refreshing cocktail created by one of the leading female bartenders in
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Wonkette Book Club Part 3: Hot And Cold Running Crises
Our summer Book Club reading of Kim Stanley Robinson's 2020 climate novel, The Ministry for the Future, continues, and we're now into the real
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How Is This Terrific May Jobs Report Bad News For Joe Biden?
The Labor Department's monthly jobs report for May showed another better-than-expected rise in new jobs, with the economy adding 339,000 of them.
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Has The Texas GOP Finally Had Enough Of AG Ken Paxton's Criming?
Yesterday Texas state Rep. Andrew Murr announced that Texas legal legends Dick DeGuerin and Rusty Hardin have agreed to serve as lead prosecutors in
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Netflix Execs Asked For $166 Million In Pay, While Writers Are On Strike. Shareholders Told Them To Get Bent.
On Thursday, Netflix shareholders voted in a non-binding resolution at their annual meeting to oppose the company's proposed executive pay package,
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Look At These Butt-Heads Voting To Roll Back Student Debt Relief! What A Bunch Of Butt-Heads!
A Republican-led bill to undo President Joe Biden's Student Loan forgiveness plan — already on hold until the Supreme Court kills it carefully
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Rage Against The Machine Loves Fascists, Says Guy Who Has Never Listened To Rage Against The Machine
If you are of a certain age, you may have spent a chunk of your youth driving around in your mom’s Honda Accord with your friends while blasting
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What? Twitter Had A Head Of Trust And Safety?
You wouldn't have noticed over the past few months, but Twitter, it seems, actually has had someone who was supposed to be in charge of content
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Huzzay! Debt Ceiling Raised, Catastrophe Averted, Republicans And Joe Manchin :(
The Senate passed the debt limit bill last night, raising the ceiling on how much the government can borrow to pay for spending it's already done,
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Mississippi MAGA Pastor Idiot Teaches Target Economic Bible Facts About The LBGTQSers!
Have we ever met Mississippi MAGA idiot pastor Shane Vaughn? He kind of sounds like smoky-voiced gay actor Harvey Fierstein doing an impression of