According to People, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, personal photographers in tow, recently volunteered at Homeboy Industries, “a community social justice organization working to improve the lives of formerly...
Last week, Tatler magazine published a cover story on Duchess Kate, calling her “Catherine the Great” and heavily suggesting that she’s carrying the whole damn Royal Family on her back. Tatler claimed Kate has...
When this pandemic has finally passed, it’s over for you bitches—ie: bitches who are already sick to death of hearing about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s every bowel movement. According to The Daily Mail,...
During this time of corona, Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle decided to scoop up 10-month-old Master Archie, get on a plane, and flee Canada for a compound in Los Angeles. They probably made that decision after...
Now that their active duties as royals have come to an end, I, for one, am looking forward to Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s tenure as The Baron and Baroness of Instagram, I mean private citizens. And it’s just...
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle now have an official termination date to put on their unemployment paperwork. According to People, as of April 1st, Meghan and Harry “will no longer hold an office at Buckingham...
I guess nobody ever scolded Madonna as a child by telling her that only boring people get bored. But I guess if you’re Madonna, anything short of doing the absolute most 24/7 is a total snoozefest. In a recent...
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are currently living the good life in Canada, but since they’re the type of famous in which they can’t even take their dogs out for a poo in the woods without being photograph, they...
Everyone of (relative) importance has given their two tuppence about the Sussexodus situation. We’ve heard from Queen Elizabeth, and Prince William, Prince Harry, and Meghan Markle, all with very official-sounding...
On Saturday, THE QUEEN decided to fuck up the weekend of every British tabloid editor by announcing some details in Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle’s exit from professional royal life. PHG and Meghan will no...
Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan have announced they want to be semi-regular people who live part-time in Canada. But it sounds like Harry won’t get to experience the regular non-royal guy tradition of calling on your...
In that picture from 2018, we all thought that Duchess Meghan was smiling at whatever was happening in front of her, but now we know she was smiling while thinking, “These royal hos have no idea that I’m going to...